Thursday August 16th 2007


Hello again maties and welcome to another weekly dose of mayhem. This is the start of a busy period for the Captain and his crew, well the wife to be precise! Next week sees us travel to London to see the Rolling Stones at the O2 Arena or the Millenium Dome for the uninitiated. Then its back down to the new Wembley for the England Vs Germany match, and then Captain Jack take a well earned break back down in hopefully sunny Newquay, not in the hotel that burnt down I must add!
So as yet again my birthday falls when I am on holiday (Bad timing yet again!) I have been allowed to have one of my birthday presents early. Now as a budding guitar god (no pun intended), last year my fiance as she was then brought me a Fender guitar as a pre wedding/birthday pressie to help with my Darkness tribute for her on our wedding night. Now I haven't probably taken enough time to learn it yet, as I have been far to busy pillaging (well writing this blog anyway!) so it has gathered a bit of dust. So the last present I expected from her was another guitar, but this one is no ordinary guitar, and I am already a dab hand! Its the Guitar Hero 2 game for my PlayStation and its bloody fantastic....

The game comes with a cool replica guitar, a set of decal stickers for you to customise your axe and the game which includes some brilliant rock tracks from such artist as Aerosmith, Thin Lizzy, Rolling Stones, Danzig, Van Halen, Kiss, The Police, Guns And Roses and many more great tracks with brilliant rock riffs.

There are several different levels and modes on the game for you to try like Quick Play for a one off blast, Career mode where you create your own band and play gigs earn money buy new songs and guitars and even stage costumes. You can play either lead or bass, you can practice parts of songs to get those difficult riffs spot on and there is even a multi player mode to battle it out against an axe buddy, side by side.
The idea of the game is to match up the notes as they pass down on the screen with the corresponding coloured frets on the guitar, while strumming the guitar as each one passes over to get the best score. You score combos for more points, but you have to hit as many as you can right or the crowd get pissed off and boo you off stage and the song gets pulled before you finish it. In easy mode you have just three frets to master, and each difficulty level adds more frets, chords and riffs to master until on expert where you may as well be playing the real thing.

Now all this adds up to a pretty fantastic game and it is very addictive, especially for the air guitarists out there, as now you have a toy to play which can make you a rock god. But wait there is more. Some crafty little computer geeks have managed to hack into the game to create their own songs, and I have found one to show you that I know Shaun will appreciate. Now as I don't have a chipped machine, I can't get hold of these for the game, but on the grapevine I have heard the PS3 version out later in the year will feature a facility to download up to date tracks from current artists, such as My Chemical Romance and the following track by Linkin Park.......enjoy Shaun!!!!!!





It is yet again another brilliant pressie from the wife, and in six months time when she hasn't seen me for playing on Guitar Hero solid every night, then I want it to be noted by all my readers out there " Its your own fault dearest! "
So on to tonight's karaoke then. Another relatively quiet night, with no real regular singers in, no Tina this week, and still only three songs sang! At least I managed to take down the song's I have been wanting to do for the last few weeks, so three new ones to the karaoke this week and all crackers. So tonight's songs were 1. New Sensation by INXS 2. Beast Of Burden by The Rolling Stones and finally 3. Party Hard by Andrew WK.

New Sensation by INXS link to video

Another 80's classic to add to my repertoire this week, but not from Duran Duran this time its Aussie rockers INXS, with the brilliant late Michael Hutchence on vocals.The song was taken from the bands legendary album Kick in 1987, and is without date one of their most recognised tracks. It came out around a boom time for the band as they released hit after hit and toured extensively during the mid 80's. Hutchence was well known in the press for dating some of the most beautiful women in the world, and he dated Kylie Minogue, Helena Christensen and Paula Yates, well maybe not Paula Yates. Ironically the band became bigger in the U.K. during the 90's and in 1992 they played a sell out gig at Wembley Stadium. Unfortunately Hutchence was found dead in a Sydney hotel room in 1997 in suspicious circumstances. The coroner concluded it was suicide, but it is widely suspected Hutchence was involved in a sex game that had gone badly wrong, resulting in his death. The band recovered by creating a reality T.V. show called Rock Star:INXS, and was won by Canadian singer JD Bennison in 2005. The band are still touring today and released new material in 2005 and are due another album this year. on the night rating 6/10

Beast Of Burden by The Rolling Stones link to video

Well with just one week to go the Hayley's initiation to the greatest rock and roll band in the world, I give her the classic Beast Of Burden, taken from the 1978 album Some Girls. The track was written by Keith Richards as a tribute to Mick Jagger and how he kept the band together through his so called 'drugs hell' during the 70's excessive years. Richards said, " Beast of Burden was another one where Jagger just filled in the verses. With the Stones, you take a long song, play it and see if there are any takers. Sometimes they ignore it, sometimes they grab it and record it. After all the faster numbers of Some Girls, everybody settled down and enjoyed the slow one." It has a great blues feel to it, and Jagger's vocals on the song are awesome as usual. As usual it's another track where the uneducated Hotel seemed not to if heard it before, so I will have to continue their education in the future, although Hayley will soon know all the songs off by heart. A classic song and I loved it, despite no one else knowing it. on the night rating 8/10

Party Hard by Andrew W.K. link to video

To finish with tonight a rock classic from the early 2000's from a little known rock icon. Andrew W.K. was born in Stanford, California, and grew up in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
At age 4, he began learning classical piano at The University of Michigan School of Music. He attended the private college preparatory Greenhills School for middle school before attending the alternative Community High School from 1993-97, where he studied jazz keyboards. His father is Professor James Krier, a well-known legal scholar at the University of Michigan Law School and co-author of the widely used Dukeminer & Krier Property casebook.
Andrew got his start in music in the year 1993. In between 1993 and 1998, the year his first solo album under his own name came out, he was in many bands. During a failed attempt at a career in music, Andrew began acting. With the purpose of creating an underground buzz and gaining "street cred," he began performing solo and sending demos to independent labels. Andrew's first release under the name "Andrew W.K." was in 2000, on the now-defunct Michigan record label Bulb Records. Andrew released two EPs on that label, and a full length album was planned, but never released. Andrew's big break came in 2001, when he was signed to Island Records. This classically trained musician was the self proclaimed saviour of rock, and this single propelled him into the limelight. Very Status Quo like, with a very catchy riff, the song was massive in 2001. Party Hard was featured on the EA Sports video game Madden NFL 2003. Despite being labeled the 'saviour of rock' he was slated by the media for promoting over indulgence, getting wasted and generally being an arse, and his career has floundered somewhat. He is still releasing albums today, and still has a big following in Korea and Japan and, in a complete change if pace, he is rumored to be going back to his classical roots, releasing a piano only album in either 2007 or 2008. Again only myself and Shaun knew this song, and despite being a fan myself, Shaun only knew the track from the Madden 2003 game! Still it is a rock classic, and it does do what it says on the tin! Just link to the video and judge for yourself. on the night rating 10/10


So there we have it folks, another week done already. As I said earlier, its a very busy week next week with the Stones concert, and of course the result for the song of the year so far will be posted up on Thursday 23rd for you to see what wins, so get your final votes in quick. until next time folks Bonjour!!!!!

"Homer: I want to share something with you boy: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
Homer J Simpson

Thursday 9th August 2007




When you have a Karaoke night and no one else will sing who ya gonna call in to fill your night with fun................................................















Well something like that anyway! It was well dead tonight! If not for myself and trusty Superhero sidekick Shaun tonight's Karaoke would of been a bit of a damp squib. Where all the people have gone is a mystery. It must be that loads are away on holiday as even the outside of the pub was bereft of the usual smokers huddled under the umbrella's. So it was left to myself and Shaun, with notable contributions from Hayley and Tina, to fill in tonight. Me and Shaun got seven songs each in tonight and the girls popped in with four or five as well.
The night didn't start well at all either as I still haven't got the hang of taking my songs down on my memory stick, so at least four of my original selections for tonight didn't get done as I ballsed up again. Still I will continue until I get it right, but I am a pirate for gods sake and these computer thingies are all new to me me old hearties......
So it was left to us to entertain each other in front of the lowest turn out for a while. The smell that lingered from the ladies loo last week has appeared to of gone, so whether people were put off by that I'm not sure. Resident bad singer Nicky was a no show again, probably hiding in disgrace after her walk off the week before! But the night did provide one lighter moment. My colleague from work (that's the real job not the pirating) Dave, who has been promising to come down for three years now on a Thursday, made his first appearance with his lovely lady Lorraine. I think his turn out was more due to her than him, and I'm sure he will be back to see us all in 2011!
So while messing around again this week I found a couple of cool thing to put up on here for you. Firstly here is 'My Band Name Generator'. You just pop in your name and up pops a random band name for you. I think mine says it all....





Your Band Name is:



The Astro Wizards





Next up is my 80's theme song. Again you just pop in your favourite song of the moment and it generates you most likely favourite 80's classic. Now you probably wont believe my outcome but I was very pleased with it myself..........






Your 80s Theme Song Is:



Love In An Elevator by Aerosmith





What a result! No complaints there then ho hum.. And finally this week here are a couple of guys from who knows where but their routine is very, very funny. Just stick with it it get better towards the end....




So onto tonight's song list. Seven crackers for you tonight. 1. Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones 2. Folding Stars by Biffy Clyro 3. Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran 4. Thank You For loving Me by Bon Jovi 5. I'd Wait For Life by Take That 6. Given Up by Linkin Park and last but not least 7. The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies. Phew.. well here we go then on the run down.


Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones link


Well I suppose there is only one way to describe this song by the greatest Rock and Roll band in the World, phenomenal. From the first riff to the 'yeah yeah yeah woo's' at the end this is a triumph of a song. The song starts with a trademark Keith Richards riff, which has made the song one of the most recognisable intros in musical history. It was released in 1981 and significantly it is the last song that the Stones have had in the U.K. Top Ten singles chart reaching number seven. The lyrics are a bawdy bunch of sexual innuendo from Jagger such as " I've been running hot; You got me ticking gonna blow my top; If you start me up, If you start me up I'll never stop." and " Ride like the wind at double speed; I'll take you places that you've never, never seen." The song is one of the firm favorites of the band on the live sets, and it is very rare if you don't see the boys playing this one. As usual I love to sing the Stones tracks and this one was no exception. on the night rating 8/10


Folding Stars by Biffy Clyro link
Not much to say about this one that I haven't said already. Still think its one of the best songs around at the moment. Will probably keep doing it until Andy likes it, which will probably be never! So anti Biffy Clyro! Still Shaun and Hayley love it, although Hayley has requested that I sing Living Is A Problem again. On a lighter note I went to a footie match with my Dad in the week, and Biffy Clyro are not his favourite band, as he refers to them as ' Just Noise '. Well I had the whole album on in the car on the ride home and he never complained once, I even left him in the car alone for a few minutes with the album on, and not once did he say 'this is that Biffy whathisname rubbish' so I take it from that he liked what he heard. Slowly but surely we convert the non-believers! Mon The Biffy! on the night rating 8/10


Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran link
Hungry Like the Wolf was Duran Duran's second Top 5 hit in the UK and was their breakout hit in the US. It was their fifth single, released off their 1982 album, Rio, and has become one of the band's signature songs. Its popularity was boosted by MTV which played the accompanying music video in heavy rotation. In 2006, online voters rated Hungry Like the Wolf number 3 on VH1's list of "The 100 Greatest Songs of the '80s" behind Bon Jovi's Livin' On A Prayer at number 1 and Def Leppard's Pour Some Sugar on Me at number 2. It is one of the best songs by Duran Duran, but I always find that it is not one of their most well know tracks, usually preferred to such songs as 'The Reflex', 'Rio' and 'Save A Prayer'. I think its a shame as it shows just how advanced Duran Duran were at the time it was released, as a lot of the techniques used on recording the track were used for the first time on this single. As with a lot of the early Duran Duran song's it is very catchy and has great synth effects on it. It's also pretty easy to sing as well. Another 80's classic I enjoyed immensely. on the night rating 9/10


Thank You For Loving Me by Bon Jovi link
A special song all round now. This is officially the 100th song I have sang this year, so to mark the occasion properly I chose a song for the wife. This was the song that we had our first dance too on our wedding day. Everyone say Ahhh...... Now pass the buckets round. It was released in 2000 from the bands seventh studio album Crush. Not one of the bands best albums, but notable for some of the bands best work since Slippery When Wet in 1987. The album spawned 5 singles including 'Say It Isn't So' and most famously 'Its My life' which reintroduced Richie Samboras love of the reverb mouth piece mike first used on ' Living On A Prayer'. Then of course the band released their usual ballad from the album, and this track soon became a favourite to all the Bon Jovi fans. Written by Jon Bon Jovi as a tribute to his wife, thanking her for loving him despite his strange ways, it is an appropriate 'our tune' for me and Hayley, as she also has a lot to put up with me too. Love Ya Babe this one was for you....... on the night rating 10/10


I'd Wait For Life by Take That link
Song number five of the night and another ballad. I sang the Easy Hit version earlier in the year, which is not bad, but this Mr Entertainer version is much better. This is the third single by Take That since the band reformed, and personally it's my favourite. I was told by Dave that this was my best song of the night, but I'm sure Hayley would disagree about that. Rumours are mounting that the Robster, Mr Williams is to join the lads on their U.K. tour later in the year, which would probably mean the exclusion of some of these newer tracks he didn't record with the band. I hope not. Much as I love Robbie, he should not let his ego prevent the great songs from the lads new album be played live. Anyway he probably won't perform again with them live. Great song, by a once again great band. on the night rating 9/10


Given Up by Linkin Park link
Now by the time I had got round to song six the pub was now empty, I had sang all the songs I had put in for the night, and it was a case of 'do I or don't I' for this one. Shaun gave me a nudge in the right direction. Its a belter of a track of the latest Linkin Park album 'Minutes To Midnight' and one of the best album openers ever. Great kicking guitar riff throughout, and belting lyrics by Chester Bennington. Amazingly this track is the first to use a swear on a recording, which funnily enough Mike kind of takes the piss out of in one of the other tracks on the album 'Bleed It Out'. It also has Chester screaming for approximately 17 seconds at full pelt, a feat that I take my hat off to, as I only managed about 6 at half pelt! This is definitely one of the heaviest song the band has ever released, and was probably one of the main reasons they headlined Download earlier in the year. Enjoyed it, but not one I will probably be doing again in the near future, unless.........on the night rating 6/10


The Air That I Breathe by The Hollies link
Last but not least and one of the best duet's that me and Andy sing together. The Air That I Breathe is a song written by Albert Hammond and Mike Hazelwood, initially recorded by Phil Everly of the famed Everly Brothers. It is best remembered as having been a major hit for The Hollies in 1974, reaching No. 2 in the UK charts. The song has been used in several different advertising campaigns in the past, and has been covered by such diverse artists as Julio Iglesias and Simply Red. Its pretty easy to sing, but its done best as a duet, as you really need two voices to capture the brilliant harmonies in the vocals. Amazingly this is the first time we have sang it this year, and it probably won't be the last. on the night rating 8/10


So there we are folks, another bunch of belters. Don't forget to cast your beady eye's on the links to each song as sometimes they contain some treats, and of course keep on voting on the song of the year vote. Its getting a close run thing now so get your votes in while you still can. Until next time....... Bye Bye!!


"Homer:
Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively."
Homer J Simpson